Worry about money. You spend hours every week worrying about whether you can afford the shopping, the bills, those shoes you simply must have...only to one day die and then what? All that money you saved and didn't buy shoes with goes to the government. Instead of dying in those ridiculously expensive but gorgeous Jimmy Choo shoes, you died wearing old busted up £4 shoes from Primark. Not a good look. Even when you're dead.
Life is too short to stay indoors. Get out! Embrace life, enjoy the flowers and the birds, breathe in the fresh air. Its better than sitting on your sorry ass watching those Housewives of Texas or where ever the hell those crazy bitches are from.
Life is too short to stress about your job (unless you save lives, then I think its acceptable). If you left your job, the company will cope and continue on without you so just do your job the best you can and when you get home forget about it! What is the point in worrying about it? There isn't one.
Life is too short to constantly count calories. One bit of chocolate cake once a week won't make you fat. Imagine a world with no cake or chocolate! Seriously, imagine it. If everyone was like you and didn't eat it, they'd stop making it. So you bloody do your bit for humanity and eat it!
Life is too short to spend hours worrying about your looks/figure and comparing yourself to others. We are all different shapes and sizes and that's what makes everyone unique. Embrace 'you' because you are amazing and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
Life is too short to be negative. Be happy! Count your blessings at the end of each day and you'll realise you have a lot to be positive about.
Life is too short to spend hours questioning things. If it makes you happy, do it. If doesn't make you happy, don't do it. If you have to question something its probably not right. It is actually that simple.
Life is too short to spend time worrying about what people think of you. Its really none of your business. If you think you're awesome then stick your middle finger up at those that say otherwise.
Life is too short to hold grudges. Don't fill your brain space up with negative or bitter energy. It won't change whatever it is that made you feel like that in the first place.
Life is too short to leave the pub early. If you're having fun and enjoying yourself make that feeling last as long as possible!
We are here for a good time - not a long time.